Pardon the sidetrack . . .
Some time back, I was leaving my home, and some rain dripped off the roof, straight on to my bald spot. I decided then that I had to make a life decision.
In my mind, there are three stages of dealing with hair loss, without resorting to transplants or Rogaine. I name the three stages after the most prominent people who elected them.
Here you act like nothing is different, and cover it up. Also known as the Comb Over.
Here you admit that your coverage isn’t what it used to be, but you still want something there. So you trim it down and own up to it.
Here you say, what the hell, and shave it all off.
So, about 5 years ago I went Picard and started getting a 3/8 inch buzz cut all over.
But then came the Recent Unpleasantness and the threat of losing it all, and I decided to go Jordan.